I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
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