that's an acceptable place to lick
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy�
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
You may now shotgun with the bride
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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