You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
The chlamydia really affected his face.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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