Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
Randomize
