is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
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