You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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