Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
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