i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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