apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
I deserve this hangover.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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