After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
i think we sleep fucked last night...
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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