god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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