so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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