Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
the raccoons are back...
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