Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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