Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
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