is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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