honey bunches of taint.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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