i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
Two words: nipple clamps
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