i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
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