Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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