Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
Sober January is a disaster.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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