Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
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