Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
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