Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
You've changed since you got that strap on
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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