I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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