I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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