yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
I touched a dick in church today
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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