Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
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