Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
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