The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
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