I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
I'm both gender and math confused
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