I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
I'm bleeding and have questions
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