i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
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