The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
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