We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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