R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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