my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
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Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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