Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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