Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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