i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
wakey wakey hands off snakey
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
Actions speak louder than pants.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
Shame - the story of my life.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
Randomize
