i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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