moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
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