For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
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