i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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