idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
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