do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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