Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
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