yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
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