wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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