How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
I touched a dick in church today
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
we should paint friendship bongs
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